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Where Are My Pants?

from Where Are My Pants? by Joel Knopf

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It's timeless question, a perennial puzzle, and an existential dilemma.

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Yesterday I wore a pair of pants (pants pants) 
In the pocket of those pants there were some keys (keys keys) 
I need those keys to get me out the door (door door) 
Get out the door, I need those keys, where are my pants? 

If I can't get out the door I'll miss the bus (bus bus) 
If I miss the bus then I'll be late to class
If I'm late then I will surely fail the test
I'll fail the test, be late to class, I'll miss the bus, get out the door, I need those keys! Where are my pants?

If I fail then they won't let me graduate (-ate -ate)
If I do not graduate can't get a job
And without a job I'll have to move back home
I'll move back home, can't get a job, won't graduate, I'll fail the test, be late to class, I'll miss the bus, get out the door, I need those keys! Where are my pants?

If I move back home then I will need some keys (keys keys)
Wait! Did I say something about KEYS?

I'll need some keys, I'll move back home, can't get a job, won't graduate, I'll fail the test, be late to class, I'll miss the bus, get out the door, I need those keys! (I really really really need those keys!) Where are my pants?

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from Where Are My Pants?, released January 11, 2016
Joel Knopf on guitar and vox

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Joel Knopf New York, New York

Joel Knopf is a singer-songwriter based in NYC. A musical omnivore, his songs range from faux-jazz standards to musical theater duets to spirituals. With unexpected lyrics and catchy melodies, his music combines the whimsy of Raffi with the lyricism of Iron & Wine. ... more

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